…and then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.”

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Posted 1 year ago


my dad doubled the volume every time

i hid under the table when this happened. i was so scared of it

i always knew it was coming and i always cry inside

It still makes my chest get tight, I swear.

this thing is evil.

If you watch Bonds Beyond Time abridged, it becomes the funniest inside joke in all of existence

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hilarious prank idea: fill a piñata with spiders

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Posted 1 year ago
"You wouldn’t know sexy if a dick slapped you in the face."

— Heard On The Street, Time Out Chicago, issue July 12-18, 2012

Posted 1 year ago


she sells sea shells to support her crippling drug addiction by the sea shore 

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Posted 1 year ago

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the year is 2017
children now ask their parents to check under their beds for nicki minaj instead of monsters

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Posted 1 year ago

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